I've seen better days 

A song written and performed by Citizen King, a 90's punk/alternative/hip-hop band out of Milwaukee with their own unique sound. The song had it's debut on the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle in 2000. It was again featured on the final episode in 2006.

Alot of morons out there believe this song is by Sublime or Everclear. It sounds nothin like Brads voice, I can see how people may mistake it for Everclear, but still, they sound different.

Citizen King is underrated.

"I've Seen Better Days" always picks me up and helps me laugh at life when I'm feelin down and mopy.

I've seen better days by Austin Daynjah March 18, 2009

I will choke you with your own asshole!!! 

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

I will choke you with your own asshole!!! by asshole choker March 26, 2010

I'd Jack That 

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

I'd Jack That by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

I Saw My Bum 

A Liverpool expression meaning you are really annoyed by something.

I lost my car keys yesterday, I saw my bum!

I Saw My Bum by AvaDisarm May 31, 2010

i r t3h pwnz0r

A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.

n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111

Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!

i r t3h pwnz0r by BeerChuggin'German June 21, 2010

I swear to Arceus 

A Pokémon equivalent to "I swear to God". See more on "Oh my Arceus".

"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."

"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."

I swear to Arceus by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013

i'm so baked 

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

i'm so baked by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015