The Duddy Bing

The act of rolling up your penis and pulling your scrotum over to make it look like you have a huge bulge in your underwear

"I thought dude was packing some serious dick turns out he was doing the Duddy Bing.

by Darthdad March 29, 2022

Have fun being poor

A term NFT bros use when they can’t think of any other counter arguments.

Regular person: Bruh, NFTs are a scam. Why are you even supporting something that is literally a pyramid scheme?

NFT Bro: Have fun being poor.

by futbolr2125 April 25, 2022

You’re being weird

You’re acting strange, but I still care about you.

You can go back to blocking me. You’re being weird.

by Shesomethnelse May 2, 2022

This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.

Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid

by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022

Lack of Being Existent

The state of being dead or not existing.

My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 10, 2022

Have fun being poor

The proper thing to tell anyone who tells you they lost all their money in NFTs

"I lost my house because I took out a second mortgage to buy bored apes" "lol. Have fun being poor"

by Yhdycjgddjg June 20, 2022

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022