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Photogenic Vagina 

In photography, when a vagina looks better through a photograph than in real life.

Or a vagina so perfect looking, it should be in the magazines.

Or, when a woman carries herself with so much class and elegance, it can be said that she could have a photogenic vagina.
James: Wow, look at that beautiful women, as she walks across the room with so much class and elegance.

Rob: Yeah, bet you she's got PV (Photogenic Vagina)!

pineapple vagina

A pineapple vagina is when a girl puts pineapple in her vagina and the mans eats her out and proceeds to eat the pineapple until it's gone
" damn, that man had me do the pineapple vagina method last night

full vagina 

A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.
Fiorina just went full vagina. Never go full vagina.
full vagina by bob_bobbb June 19, 2016

P.P. Vagina!!! 

Something you yell in a uneasy situation.
Also, something mentaly retarded people yell when they are horny.
Jill: I'm pregnant.
Jill: Your the Father.
Jack: P.P. Vagina!!! (runs outta the room)

Jo (the homosexual retard)sees gay porn.
Jo: P.P. Vagina!!!
P.P. Vagina!!! by Sarek July 17, 2007

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) 

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

sweaty vagina flap

Where the flaps of a woman's vagina become moist and clamp, creates a rancid overpowering smell, most likely to be found withing teenage girls. Can be used as an insult
Girl 1: OMG i have a sweaty vagina flap!! :(

Guy 1: Its ok i once had an anal cunumdrum that's much worse!!

Girl 1: How is it?! This reeks!

Guy 1: Trust me, its bad