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The Crazy Hobo 

A sex position in where the man goes total apeshit in the vagina or ass and where condoms are thrown out of the equation
Last night my dad did “The Crazy Hobo” to me which caused deep penetration and copious amounts of moaning all through the night. So forth “The Crazy Hobo” can cause deep pain and lots of regret

in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"
How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?

The Big House

1. Prison
2. The Nickname for Michigan Stadium, where the University of Michigan Wolverines play their home games of NCAA football. Has an "official" (although often exceeded) capacity of 107,501, making it the largest American Football stadium in the world. At the time of this writing, U of M has won 3.5 home games for every home game that they have lost.
1. After being convicted on possession charges, homie got sent to The Big House
2. The Big House goes absolutely nuts during home games versus Ohio State
The Big House by Atog August 27, 2005

release the chocolate hostages 

to poop. especially in the woods.

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A retarded internet trend made by a piece of shit named: Jonny RaZeR. These retarded, low life, fatherless, dumb-fucks often spam "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" in YouTube comment sections.
Retarded idiot: The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
Person: Shut The Fuck Up Dumbass!

The 11th Hour 

The last possible moment before fate is decided.

In countries that watch a lot of soccer, it's more common to say 90th minute.
At the 11th hour, the judge pardoned the death-row inmate.
The 11th Hour by EAS January 13, 2013

The Tanning Horse 

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.
Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"