Tardigan

Another word for child.

This tardigan is noisy as fuck its making me go insane.

by TheMCveteran March 12, 2025

Tardle

When someone is in late to an appointment but hasn't left the house yet

"Where're you?"
"I'm sorry, I'm in tardle!"

by The_prazar_it March 17, 2025

tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025

Tardifact

Noun an object of low quality due to it be made by someone with low talent or intelligence.

Robs home made table is a real tardifact.

by anonymous April 10, 2025

Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it

Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard

by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025

Tarded jerker

Tarded jerker

That Tarded jerker unleashed his thick, steamy, white nectar to mlp so I kicked in his shit and left him a siezing jerker, his hand, forever grasping his cock, foaming at the mouth, as it turns purple

by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025

tardidill

the concept of playing naked twister with your friends cousin

i tardidilled your cousin last night

by tongy12345 April 28, 2025