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Roadmance

When you're stuck in traffic or just staring idly out the window at 100km/h and your gaze locks on to another car dweller for just the briefest yet longest of moments. A smile or slight nod may or may not make the two involved "official".
Steve had been riding shotgun all afternoon and was contemplating a short nap, however at the next traffic lights he suddenly found himself involved in a whirlwind roadmance with the Labrador in the next vehicle.
by stooged April 13, 2010
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Roadtrack

n. The tunes you take with you to listen to on a long road trip whether they be in CD or MP3 format.
Hey bring me that stack of Stones, Allman Brothers and Skynyrd CDs over there, I'm heading cross country tomorrow and need my roadtrack.
by G.I. Nigel August 27, 2010
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Roadmen

Ignorant illegitimate single-parent chavs from council estates who grew up watching Sacha Baron Cohen doing his comedy character "Ali G" but were so stupid they thought it was an instruction manual in how to be considered "cool" rather than a parody and piss-take of them lol
"Dat Roadman/Roadmen cool innit fam/blud/bro/homes" etc etc etc ad nauseam.
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Armadillo Roadkill

the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.
Did you read Sally’s essay? Her first paragraph starts with a quote…such an Armadillo Roadkill
by azizy15 November 21, 2011
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randy roadrash

An alcoholic drink made of; 2 shots of stoli, soda water in ice, lime wedge, and two splashes of tobasco. Usually ordered in a club, mostly enjoyed with live music.
Bartender, can I have a randy roadrash for the beautiful woman who followed me here, and a beer for myself?
by Matty Grey March 29, 2015
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Off-roading

When you are licking an unshaven girl's vagina and your tongue wanders into her pubes.
A: "Bro, last night I went off-roading when I was eating out Caitlin..."
B: "F"
by MadeByForce November 4, 2019
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Roadhouse

A Roadhouse is when you take a two shits in one trip to the bathroom, but in two sittings. The named is derived from the bar in the movie Roadhouse called "The Double Deuce". Its when you go to the bathroom sit on the toilet, take a shit, wipe, get up, pull your pants up, wash your hands, and just before you leave the bathroom you realize you are not done shitting. Now you have to sit back on the toilet for a 2nd shit(double deuce) or a Roadhouse.
Bill: What took you so long? You were in the bathroom for REALLY long time.
Dave: I would have been done sooner, but I had to shit twice.
Bill: Oh man, a Roadhouse. That happened to me last week after that Jalapeno eating contest.
by HudsonHicksBishop November 27, 2013
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