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Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022
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I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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game level porn star

When you have video game music playing in the background and you are having sex at the speed of a VCR tape being fast forwarded, then you ejaculate all over your partner who just lays there from exhaustion for a few minutes.
How was your night? Awesome......what did you do? Game Level Porn Star....!! *High fives happen*
by Bdawg July 22, 2015
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Gay monkey porn

by Master oogway is daddy May 20, 2022
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mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn
mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN
by fRape January 19, 2021
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Porn hippie movement

A movement where the people in it on the one hand believe what the people in the neohippie movement do,peace and love ect. and on the other hand also believe in what people in the porn scene movement do that is in having sex several times a day every day and in underaged sex although they don't call it that ect. The people in it are called porn hippies and think sex is the meaning of life and look for it 24/7.
by Deep blue 2012 April 10, 2010
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