The Perfect Person

A person whom has little to no red flags, makes you happier than words can express, and is everything you want and more

“Duuuddeee I just fell in love with this dude Devin, he is literally The Perfect Person”

by Blelelelelelelele September 29, 2023

Wedding person

A gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.

I am a wedding person.

I want to be referred to as a wedding person, not a bridesmaid nor groomsman.

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.

-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

a person

its just a fucking person

i just talked to a person

by ur mothers sons daughter grand October 5, 2023

Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.

Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.

by eatingrocks101 July 4, 2023

personal check

(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.

Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Person 1

Hes like the main man of the storyline the defintion of “person 1” is someone whos either the dumb idiot in your urban dictionary story or the smart one here are 2 example below of person 1 either being smart or dumb

Person 1: DUDE YOUR SO STUPID U LIKE DUCKS?
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or

Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023