This is a club that's only members are guys that all teenage girls have crushes on. A few members include Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles and YOUNG Leonardo Decaprio. All men in the crush club are superior. Daddy DeVito is also included.
"Hey look at this famous celebrity, isn't he so cute!?"
"Omigosh he needs to be added to the crush club right now!!!"
They grabbed a pen and scribbled down the name Bob Duncan at the end of the list.
"Omigosh he needs to be added to the crush club right now!!!"
They grabbed a pen and scribbled down the name Bob Duncan at the end of the list.
by anonymouschicken101 May 17, 2020
Get the Crush club mug.a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"
"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."
by jt_289 February 22, 2021
Get the Crimson Car Club mug.A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Club mug.Club is the life of the party, he is always keeping the party going, by any means necessary (pebs). Even though Club can be a lot to handle at times, he’s always a good time. A “Club” type person will be very bad at gambling. So bad. Like sooooo bad. Roulette…yikes 😬 Club is actually very caring and protective and will be on your side if you ever need him to be.
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
by J_Bandz May 29, 2022
Get the Club mug.Bro 1: No Kizzy That my opp and I got the pole on me, Im shootin up the club fuck it
Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me
Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me
by NuttyAssDood October 1, 2020
Get the Shootin up the club mug.Noah: "Just talked to Hope, Tony's birthday was a few days ago. Can't believe he is 28." Larry: "He is a 27 Club Survivor."
by rnnrdad November 20, 2023
Get the 27 Club Survivor mug.I bought an Amtrak ticket from Texas to Michigan and fucked this chick and joined the Steel Mile Club.
by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021
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