donkey

a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.

what a donkey that guy!

by channing lopez May 30, 2010

donkeydamo

Donkeydamo: a word describing the nature of a certain male

Donkeydamo is so hot

donkey damo

by cripple king February 25, 2011

Donkey Sunset

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class

Just draw a Donkey sunset.

by DonkeySunset March 10, 2011

donkey strum

An act of anal sex in which the male simultaneously strums the female's clitoris like a guitar...similar to the donkey punch but without violence

Jamie performed a donkey strum on me last night and it was awesome

by nikki nix does trix January 8, 2011

Donkey Cute

When you or it is so ugly it's cute

The character Doby in Harry Potter is Donkey Cute
Donkey cute faces are faces only a mother can love

by An Jan Ban San January 13, 2011

Donkey

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!

Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???

by purevibes February 21, 2011

Dunken Glacier

To have a girl swallow your dick and ball sack while laying inside an igloo. This can be a very hard task because if she swallows too much you will have to preform the heimlich maneuver if you want to retrieve your dick and balls.

Hey man sam I just got a dunken glacier last night.
While I was laxing in Alaska I got a phenomenal dunken glacier.
Hey bro remember when I got that dunken glacier during winter break?

by theslon May 24, 2011