douche baglioni

the name of your science teacher

HEY mR.douche baglioni!

by fucknut July 18, 2003

Douche of Hazard

When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.

The danger of the hose stranglings became know as the Douche of Hazard.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Douche Bagle

Like a Douche Bag, but more demeaning to the individual.

Tom is such a Douche Bagle for acting like that.

by PorphyryOvTyre October 5, 2010

douche chills

The gross feeling you get when something is really gay or embarrassing. Esp. when you are a straight male witnessing another male acting like a flaming homosexual.

Whenever I see Richard Simmons on TV I get douche chills.

by STB April 27, 2006

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

douche bag

Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

by PwNED November 1, 2003

douche bag

A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.

Randy Cornelius Wynberg

by Wyldeforge March 17, 2004