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Fanshawe College

Watch out at Fanshawe College, people are home wreckers
by urbandickerr April 16, 2022
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Beaumaris Secondary College

worst drug school in bayside beside sandringham, thats saying smth
"oh i go to beaumaris secondary college"
"how many kids there r potheads?"
by Julesss..jj April 19, 2022
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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east doncaster secondary college

school full of eshays and full of mullets, very good at sport and music, good range of activities literally the best
ben: wow thats school a legend
kids in mullet: SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
yr 12 coordinates: yh east doncaster secondary college
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
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Knox College

An actual cult disguised as a residential college at the University of Otago
Breather 1: Ay that girl fine af
Breather 2: Nah bro she at Knox College
Breather 1: Oh shit never mind then
by MarkSpeaking March 28, 2022
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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Munro College

This is an all boy school located in St. Elizabeth and also a school that captures the hearts of st hughs girls as they are rich, hot, rich, hot, charming, rich and hot.
Half of them are said to be gyalists but still no one cares.
Girl: OMG LOOK HE'S SO HOT I BET HE'S FROM MUNRO COLLEGE.
Boy: He's a gyalist though...
Girl: AND?!?!
by imoutherelivingtho January 26, 2022
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