Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".
Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
by Lucky-Lick March 11, 2016
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Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.
Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock
by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019
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Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.
by Z&Ccorpertaion July 30, 2022
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beef bath

when a man has a fuckfest with obese men in a hot storage locker
officer there is a beef bath in progress
by rey skywalker December 17, 2020
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Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.
Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!
by TheRealBootylicious December 03, 2023
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beef shag

Woah man Nicole is great at beef shags!
by Nicolebish April 02, 2017
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beef cheeks on the chin

When you, or someone else is at a party and they just don't fit in. Eg, sober at a phrat party. Common name for this person is "Gary". Often think they're the main attraction but everyone just wants them to leave. Gives of a rapey/ creepy vibe.
"Man, i showed up to this party after work on Friday, everyone but me was wasted. I was a real beef cheeks on the chin but I stuck around anyway. Drove home sober at midnight"
by TheRealFakeGary June 25, 2020
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