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Leg jails

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails?
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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Leg Pit

The sweat pooled in my leg pit during morning yoga
by Kjlyk February 2, 2014
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leg curtains

Essentially pants, but sometimes the pants are so wide they don’t show your legs. They are hidden behind you pants like a curtain
Man that guy has on a pair of huge leg curtains
by Mrshuffnotpuff April 15, 2022
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old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
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Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.
I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.
by Chinook17 August 10, 2022
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Pulled my leg

It is the action of pulling your hamstring
Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!
by Your trusty informer May 16, 2022
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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020
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