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French

Fuck the French, with all their fucking hats and long ass baguettes I can guarantee they use as a dildo.
Fuck you, Louis, you're fucking French!
by Duct47 November 8, 2023
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french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay
wow i fucking hate french ferret
by abbabamoment July 25, 2023
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French dip

For moisture dip the toilet paper in the bowl after dumping for a little extra clean wipe
by Poppa na$tie March 8, 2021
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french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.
God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.
by annays February 7, 2022
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French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021
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French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"
Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!
by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018
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french couple

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship
someone: oh she’s in a french couple!
by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024
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