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French Press

The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.
My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.
by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019
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French Manicure

Last night, this guy was really unsure about getting it done so I only got a french manicure.
by thegvr March 7, 2017
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French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.
Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.
by Mbones December 8, 2018
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French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.
It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.
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french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
by jren December 15, 2012
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French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).
In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).
by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019
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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021
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