turd minnows

Clusters of really small shit.

Just had to push out a few turd minnows just now.

by One Dead Man March 27, 2017

turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.

Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 May 29, 2011

Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 02, 2022

turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.

I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!

by UnNaturalDisaster April 29, 2016

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 17, 2014