Cold Sandwich

The act of giving a handjob or masturbating with a cold sandwich enveloping the penis. The sandwich can have whatever ingredients the receiver pleases.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an epic cold sandwich last night!"

"I tried whacking off with a tuna cold sandwich last night, but it just made me smell like a vagina."

Cold Sandwich by Diego Rivera December 18, 2008

vegemite sandwich

a white ass who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.

"damn, that fucker thinks he's a vegemite sandwich"

vegemite sandwich by tess the mess July 21, 2005

mayonnaise sandwich 

When one jizz' on a pillow and flips it to squish the jizz covered pillow on a bed like a mayonnaise sandwich.

Chris pissed me off so I fucked my girlfriend in his bed and laid a nice mayonnaise sandwich right on it.

mayonnaise sandwich by mayonnaise sandwich October 11, 2014

Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.

Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.

Ham Sandwich by jackson4502 June 10, 2011

ice cream sandwich 

A threesome with a black person on the top, a white person in the middle, and a black person at the bottom.

"Hey Tyrone, wanna make an ice cream sandwich with my white girlfriend Sasha?"
"Yeah man I love ice cream sandwiches! I--oh."

ice cream sandwich by Scarrry November 1, 2020

dude sandwich 

Probably originating in California in the 1980's this is not a strict word definition, but rather the art of phrasing the beginning AND ending of a question or request with the pronoun "dude", hence becoming the proverbial bread that contains the subject matter. Also called a California sandwitch, although nothing to do with aformentioned Simpson's baby eating definition.

"Dude are we going to Del Taco, dude?" ie. a dude sandwich

dude sandwich by funkcrunkdapuss July 31, 2008

hair sandwich 

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

hair sandwich by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009