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Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."
Related Words

Keep It Player 

To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you
"Did you get that girl's number?"

"Naw she said she had a boyfriend, its coo gotta keep it player"

"All i do is Keep It Player"
Keep It Player by A.WiLL January 21, 2011
Word of the Day on March 13, 2019

Playing it Durden

To let that which does not matter truly slide. See also: to Play it Durden

Taken from the movie/book Fight Club
Dave crashed my car on Saturday night, but instead of getting mad, I just told Dave in a calm way that if he ever destroyed something I own again, I'd have his balls. I was playing it Durden.
Playing it Durden by c0smoline March 17, 2005
1:A guy who treats women like objects
A guy that dates a hoe for a week before moving on to the next.
Girl 1: so how was your date

Girl 2: horrible

Girl 1: omg why?
Girl 2: I got played by the player
Player by LittleLaurie April 24, 2020

girl hockey player 

A girl who kicks ass at anything and everything she puts her mind to.
A girl hockey player is better than a boy hockey player.

I'm not a player I just crush alot 

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot