Brain

SOMETHING MY FRIEND DOESNT HAVE

Matt: let your fingertips guide you through youtube
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary

by Kyouko :3 November 29, 2019

Bush’s Brain

nickname for Karl Rove who read over 100 books a year on average.

Bush’s Brain is a stalwart on the world’s largest tv station-Fox News.

by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

Google-Brained

Memory full of random google information. Or having a brain fart because google overload.

My head is exhausted, must be google-brained.

by Laura Little Wilson December 11, 2019

brain-fuck

Argument made by a brain-fucker. Usually consists of: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)

"I heard (so-and-so) say that Mexicans should be kept out of the US because they are all rapists and murderers!"
"That's a load of brain-fuck!"

by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019

Brain horny

When you’re on a role of good ideas

“Dude, i got high yesterday and afterwards I got so brain horny”

by Lildick42069 December 23, 2019

moth brain

Someone who enjoys fireworks. Like moths, these people are easily distracted by lights and oblivious to the downsides of fireworks, like the pollution of streets and the air, its negative effects on wildlife as well as pets and the trigger potential for people with PTSD, namely veterans.

A: But it's so pretty, don't you enjoy the lights??
B: What a moth brain...

by justtryingtomakethiswordathing December 29, 2019

brain peep

a peep into a mother's brain

bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.

by Krkič December 30, 2019