Dirty Fish Hook 

When you surprise someone with a variation on a Wet Willy ... but instead of wetting your finger with your mouth, you wet it with your butt. And instead of putting it in their ear, you put it in their mouth.

Victim: "Oh, man... your finger tastes like crap!"
You: "Yeah -- you just got the dirty fish hook"

Dirty Fish Hook by Professor Mac Plum December 23, 2014

saucy fish nips 

Saucy fish nips are when you have very gross smelly nipples so therefore you have saucy fish nips

Wow jerry you have very saucy fish nips

saucy fish nips by Sea more butts August 22, 2017

Stood-Fish 

When a hovering group of less attractive women surround themselves around the better looking woman. It makes the better looking woman appear more attractive.

"It makes her as an 8, appear as a 10, with those lurking stood-fish hanging about"

Stood-Fish by Klempaticus November 28, 2017

don’t applaud a fish for swimming 

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.

T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.

don’t applaud a fish for swimming by Gertruide October 11, 2017

Alabama Angler Fish 

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.

Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.

Alabama Angler Fish by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019

Rainbow Bic Fish

A sub species of a Bic fish, Rainbow Bic fish are usually 4 colours and have a natural habitat of a plastic water bottle, they require little to no care, and are unfortunately always confused with a bic pen in water. (To the uneducated)

Wow your rainbow Bic fish is looking stellar, thanks

Why do you have a pen in a water bottle ? It's not a pen it's a rainbow Bic fish

Rainbow Bic Fish by Googledok January 19, 2022

coney island white fish 

a used condom descarded in a public place

"Shit dog! Watch out for that Coney Island White Fish you're about to step on."

coney island white fish by Tesstrogen September 15, 2003