Clawnor 

noun. A term given to a person, typically college-aged and one who flaunts bodily hair that resembles a Jewish bear, who partakes in intoxicating activities resulting in a claw like maneuver executed by the graceful swinging of an out-stretched downwards finger pendulum. This drunken, yet much sought after action, is aimed at only the most desirable member of the opposite sex, or same if you prefer (Clawnors are capable of swinging in many different aspects). Once a #Clawnor, always a #Clawnor.

Example 1: "Why didn't our friend go bowling with us tonight?"
"Oh, he was probably being a #Clawnor and preying on a new piece of ass."

Example 2: "Mommy, why does that man's hand smell funny?"
"Because he's a Clawnor, honey."

Clawnor by Pretty Lady 69 February 3, 2012

Clonker 

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

Clonker by NAZZER April 18, 2009

clownshoe 

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

clownshoe by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

clownin 

to make someone look stupid or to make a joke about them

dude just clowned you

clownin by Shannon February 3, 2004

clones

Street term for clonazepam and klonopin. Usually popped to calm someone's nerves in sketchy situations. 2mg makes you feel like you downed a 12 pack of beer. Very fast acting. Taking too much usually just results in sleep.

I gotta go to the nawfside of town later, you got them clones for me?

clones by ssblood May 31, 2010

Clownsong 

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.

Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"

Clownsong by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012

Clonakilty 

A small crazy town in the south west of Ireland that is renowned for parties and exceptional piss ups as well its party crazed locals.

Also often referred to as Townakilty.

"I went out on the piss in Clonakilty and woke up in Berlin!"

Clonakilty by Semen from October 23, 2007