custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

custard apple by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

crab apple suprise by Skylarker September 15, 2017

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Related Words

apple • apple computer • apple sauce • applejuice • apple pie • apple bottom • applejack • applebee • apple head • Apple Fanboy

Taco Apple

when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO

1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro

Taco Apple by Micheal the beast 69 September 22, 2017

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Caramel apple

When you stick an apple halfway in a

Latina girls ass, then you take a bite out of the apple then lick the juices from her pussy

Im buying these apples because Maria and I are gonna try a caramel apple tonight.

Caramel apple by Macho7077 October 18, 2017

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swollen apple

Idiot with no life.

You are a swollen apple Joseph!

swollen apple by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

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ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

ranch apple by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

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The Apple Show

This specific show is pretty much famous. You have the star every time , Apple. And the host, The Abusive Host. Then you have the audience Nothing , Banana , Security , Audience One ,and Audience two! If you are bad you get a fence throwing! BOOM! That is the Apple show.

OMG ITS THE APPLE SHOW YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Apple Show by Delaney Doyle June 1, 2018

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