Adam Dorchester

He's a life guard

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard

by Adam Dorchester January 10, 2025

adam

adam is the most amazing guy you will ever meet his smile is so incredible and his eyes are gorgeous the way he looks at his lover is amazing and his personality as a whole is just something you’d stop and say wow to

i met this guy named adam and the second i made eye contact i knew.

by J :] March 5, 2022

Adam Al-Sayed

Verb. Borne from a random tweet about a regionally famous singer/songwriter/guitar player that went viral, the phrase to "Adam Al-Sayed" someone is to intentionally blame a woman for one's problems--while also coincidentally having his problems solved by his mother.

"Man, Adam Al-Sayed replaced that girl's name in the school yearbook with "bitch" and got away with it because his mother freaked out! What a slippery bro! I wonder if he even did it?"

by Irene V March 28, 2025

Adam

An Adam is the person who generally has the smallest penis in a friendship group. Normally found licking windows and has a huge dose of autism

Adam stop licking that window

by Adam Griffin March 14, 2022

Adam

Pessimistic, though genius, and possesses a compassionate side, though he doesn´t let it show.

I don´t know what was worse: Adam´s rude comment, or the fact he didn´t mean it.

by B.R. Guest August 7, 2019

Adam

Type of guy to drive a ford ka and steal traffic cones

Is that my hairdresser, no it's adam

by Luke coyle 2772 April 24, 2023

Adam

Someone who has a massive penis and kisses loads of birds

Adams such a player and his penis is massive

by Jonnysins January 16, 2022