Whipped

When some random broad thinks she has control of you.

Bro, she thinks she has me whipped, no way.

by 12345 hey November 13, 2011

Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

by Jigger99 November 16, 2011

whiproll

Similar to a rickroll, to be whiprolled is to unsuspectingly follow a link to the Willow Smith "Whip my Hair Back and Forth" video.

My girlfriend emailed me the link at 3AM with the subject, "something to wake up to". I clicked at 6. Totally whiprolled.

by odsbodkin November 20, 2011

Whipped

When two people end up being stuck/whipped together and nothing cannot be broken apart. It is as if they cannot talk or not keep apart for a very short period of time.

Me: Fuck Alec and Eunice are whipped as fuck
Hamish: *woopish*

by Damu Goundar August 16, 2012

whipped

When you go out to parties, bars, and clubs. Take pictures and when they are finally up on facebook you make sure to tell your friends that you cant be tagged in them because your girl will see that you went out, after you lied to her saying you were going to bed early.

"Cris you are so whipped"

by posiedan January 20, 2013

whipped

Usually guys that does everything gf says. Like a dog to gf. Loser queer who dont get no pussy

Zac ross is one whipped mf. Wearing bracelet with gfs name asking permission to wear shirts from gf gets bitched at everyday and takes it. Highest level of whipped

by notawhippedmf February 13, 2013

whipped whipper

A person who has just gotten their liscense, and in order to gain attention, drives literally everyone around

Sara: why does joe drive everyone around?
Jordan: Joe is a whipped whipper

by Masterfiend November 8, 2013