Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).

I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!

by Killynit23 April 19, 2022

Slushy Donkey

A man who hangs out in raunchy bars, preying on other men in the restroom, persuading them to let him give them head while they are taking a dump.

Jimmy is being a slushy donkey tonight.

by sherylveit March 10, 2019

Donkey whistle

1. The call you make to find your homeboys

2. Insult to ratchets bitches

David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!

by YodaBelly666 February 21, 2022

Donkey

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!

Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???

by purevibes February 21, 2011

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips

Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"

by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021