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Hersey High School 

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
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"Aye bro, you keep that horser on you".
Horser by theDonWEBB January 17, 2021

horsextual 

A female who is not attractive but thinks that she is and dresses like a whore but still has a face resembling a horse. And or a woman who has sex with alot of men for their power and influence so that they can benefit somehow.
I was following that girl because she had a great ass, but then she turned around and it was a horsextual.

Bojack Horseman 

The feeling you get when you see something that doesn't seem like it's the best thing ever, but the more you experience it the more you enjoy it
Guy1: man this show sucks
Guy2: who knows maybe it will be another Bojack Horseman

happy horseshit

A quaint term used by the elder generation to denote frivolous activity which they find annoying. A staple of any fiesty grandparent's verbal repertoire.
"Jaime, Stacy, Pauly...knock off the happy horseshit!"
happy horseshit by Vajrayogi January 2, 2008

Homsexual 

A Person who is borderline gay but hasn't reached that point just yet; is still considering themselves bi or pan
"Felipe, you seem down, man. What's the problem" "I don't know man. I feel like I love guys more than girls, but I'm not sure yet" "Man, I guess you're homsexual then"
Homsexual by Hom-Sapien October 29, 2018