The Norton Anthology of American Literature 

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.

Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.

The Norton Anthology of American Literature by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008

America's Team 

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

America's Team by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

american idiot 

a.) a slightly below mediocre album by former-punk band green day. yes, they sold out. but what the hell would've happened if the sex pistols had been around for almost two decades? think about it.

b.) anybody who thinks american idiot is green day's only album, or green day's best album, usually a teenaged girl who makes out with a poster of a certain married man (Billie cough cough) every night. fucktards...go ask your daddy for money to buy good green day (i.e.: smooth, kerplunk, dookie, insomniac). or mow a lawn or something. just stfu.

teeny bopper: omfg lolzords billie iz sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damm fine! omfg wtf lmfao eee! i luv american idiot omfg i have 10 copiez cuz i is cool

me: *swift kick*

american idiot by Mike Romanko December 28, 2005

American Pie 

1. A piss-funny movie that still defines every actor who was in it almost a decade later ("hey, it's that dude/chick out of 'American Pie'"), and gave the world Steve Stifler, the man every guy wanted to be, and every girl wanted to be with.

2. American Pie, the song, is a cultural atrocity from one-hit-wonder Don McLean. The reason this song is so popular is a mystery. It's one of those indulgent, over-long, over-blown, pompous efforts that says more about the singer than the object of the song. Too complex for its own good (there are a million interpretations of the lyrics), yet contains some apparently random passages which seem to have been selected just to make a rhyme. A birthday-and-wedding staple in Australia, it contains enough references to booze and Chevys to make it popular with the younger crowd even almost 40 years later. It usually comes on near the end of the night and when it does, you're supposed to stand in a circle, put your arms around each other's shoulders and sway as though you're taking part in some sort of special experience (see also Dancing Queen, The Gambler and Khe Sanh). Personally, I only like it because it gives me 8 minutes to go outside for a dart, grab a drink and get back on for the next song. Most unfortunately, the fact that it's a tribute to dead rockers has saved it from the bucketing that it truly deserves.

American Pie, the movie, is awesome.

American Pie, the song, is a piece of shit.

American Pie by Choda Boy 57 October 18, 2008

American football 

Not only a game of strength, speed. but a mental game to. to everyone who thinks American football is a joke, your mistaken. It takes a long time to be not only physically ready, but mentally ready too. This game requires quick wits and above average intelligence in order to break down and read every play within a 2-3 second window. Also, offensivly, if your a runningback, u need to know snap calls.

(example: buda= on 1, Camille=on 2 ect.) also u need to know blocking calls. prior to the snap, lineman will shout out a bundle of different calls, for shift formations and such. you need to know who is doing what or the play will string out and be unsuccessful. In order to move the ball successfully on offense, all 11 men on the offense must execute there job perfectly, or it will be a broken play, and it all rely on the athletic ability of the ball handler. besides that, you have to be able to take a sever beating. i mean I'm talkin ear-ringing eye's flashing hits, ever down, which could be like 200-450 downs both ways. so instead of everyone saying footballs for pussy's or what ever u jokes say, throw on the pads. and you can at least try, you'll be in for a rude awakening

American football
offensive plays:
-pit left, flank right, 25 option load, lion, flex call split nasty right 48 pitch. on line call. (buda, Camille ect.)

defensive mentality when breaking down the offense after the snap
- is it a pitch? a dive? an iso? a bootleg? a power? an option? a screen? a power pass? a counter? is the QB dropping back? should i read the receivers? whats the line doing, are the shifting? what are the running backs doing?

American football by 5643 yeah right November 18, 2010

Americaniphobia 

One that fears the American Dream as so stated in the American Manifest Destiny.

People that hate the United States Constitution can be said to have Americaniphobia and cannot be trusted. They are also said to be Americaniphobic.

Americaniphobia by Snooper1 December 14, 2010

All American Gay 

the gayest someone can get legally in the U.S.A many the guys that publicy display affection in a busy place(malls or amusment parks) these people know that they are gay and try to show it. they will tell everyone they know. this word can only refer to gay guys. also if the people are in a diffrent country you can't call them All American Gay.

"tyler is such a All American Gay". "dude you are All American Gay". "y you got to act like an All American Gay"

All American Gay by silent eagle December 24, 2007