jack rowlands

jack rowlands is so cool he could freeze south africa.

jack rowlands aka fittie

by chocy 2 December 2, 2011

froth jacks

When your mate says he's coming past to shout ya and brings half a point.

A state of perpetual hanging for drugs.

That puff was a froth jacks.

You froth jacked me hard with that little bit of weed

by Dinomite86696 July 26, 2018

Jack-effect

when your boyfriend named Jack cheats on you and suddenly every bad thing that happens is his doing

OMG i failed my chem test!! it must be the Jack-effect

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

by DuValicious April 21, 2013

Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Jack Peterson

A very abnormal penios that looks like a toothpick

man ou got a jack peterson on you.

by m,.nfk;le.nkdfl'wanf'an August 4, 2021

jack and cecilia

A couple that is very good looking together. People are jealous of their love. They move mountains when they are together. Jack is Cecilia’s strength and Cecilia is Jack’s peace. Together they are untreatable.

Jack and Cecilia are a love like no other.

by Cattrap March 20, 2021