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Barbadian Banana Tree 

The Barbadian Banana Tree is when a woman in a crawling position on all fours and a man commences a crab walk position underneath her torso in a 71 postion ( a 69 with two friends watching). The man then commences cunnilingus while power thrusting her mouth like a banana falling out of a tree
Man....I put that girl in a Barbadian Banana Tree last night and trust me she exploded with excitement.
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blue banana

When a man sticks his dick in ice water to keep himself from ejaculating too fast.
Many pornstars are forced to do a blue banana
blue banana by Paul Abbott July 22, 2014

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

yada yada banana flanningans 

another way to insult or tell someone to shut the fuck up. while mid-sentence someone must yell "yada yada banana flanningans."
Kid: hey i was chillin' with my...
Me: YADA YADA BANANA FLANNIGANS!
Kid: dude...
Me: ya you have just been banana flanniganed

alabaster banana chamois 

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

Hannah Banana 

Hannah Banana is someone who is funny but posh and beautiful at the same time if anyone is lucky to have a Hannah Banana cherish the time you Have with them
Guy #1: I need a girl that can do everything. Guy#2: What you need is a Hannah Banana!
Hannah Banana by Yelsnia Deer December 5, 2017

sex with a banana 

A girl who doesn't have a dildo will sometimes use a banana. She'll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her clitoris. She'll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.

Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.

I felt really horny last night and didn't have my dildo nearby so I grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. God having sex with a banana feels sooo good!