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Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck
This apple is really apple-like.
by Poopypole February 1, 2021
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apple

An apple is a round fruit that has a lot of- aw to hell with this. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS
by j20101 June 26, 2017
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hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.
Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.
by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019
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Apple Snatcher

There are many different variations of apple snatcher (pear, bananna, orange etc.)

It's a game which is played sitting with you're fruits. As padestrians walk by, you must throw the fruit up at them , challenging them to catch it. if they catch it they are given a ranking. You start at one, and it's increased by one everytime you catch it.

Be careful though, them fruit throwers are damn sneaky.
Thrower: APPLE SNATCHERS!

Padestrian: Ah shit man! I caught it!

Thrower: You sir. Are now a rank one Apple Snatcher.
by Chooch&Gooch October 23, 2011
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sigma apple

when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.
That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎
by decba May 10, 2024
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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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