Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap September 8, 2015

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

Turdbagger

A person who bags poop all day, leading to a mean, upset, and very crummy attitude. No one like these kind of people.

My teacher is being such a turdbagger today.

by Golden arrow March 7, 2016

turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016