The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.

Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019

Real Nigga

Alpha

Alpha is a 100% real nigga

by Bröckchen May 13, 2020

real

Romanian equivalent for “forreal”, “on God”, “no cap”. Used after a very true affirmation or generally after spreading facts.

“Marian, you got so drunk last night you started making out with a bench!”
“Real.”

by 2trippi June 13, 2022

REAL WORLD AI

Simply put devised by STEVE JOBS at APPLE and further REFINED BY TIM COOK CEO OF APPLE.

Everything about the URBAN DICTIONARY AND sub DICTIONARIES in many ways was devised by STEVE JOBS by utilizing REAL WORLD AI.

by CUM GET SUCKED April 13, 2021

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022