Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks

Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible

by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

poop sock

a sock full of poop

did you see Nick's poop sock

by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020

Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023

ghetto sock

When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.

Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.

by Beard76 May 13, 2018