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eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
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sunscreen eater

a word that is made up by flamingo/albert to describe noobie xbox players that don't know changing their skin color exists

sunscreen eaters exists because when they join roblox for the first time on xbox, their face is white and the rest of their body is tan.

sunscreen eaters are xbox players that are new to the game (roblox) and are usually cute
player: it's a sunscreen eater AAAAAAAH
player2: RUN
sunscreen eater by Reeeeeekt November 22, 2020
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ass eating season

Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.
I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.
ass eating season by duckytub October 24, 2017

sexy eating

Eating food (usualy, but not necessarily, fruit) in a manner mimicking fellatio.

A form of foreplay.
Dude: Damn gurl, you KNOW how your sexy eating turns me on all the way up. mmmMM!
sexy eating by squishee89 March 13, 2010

cock eatin' fuck 

A more extreme form of being a cock sucker.
Said in anger with intent to offend, "You cock eatin' fuck!!!" Makes no sense. But, it sounds funny.
cock eatin' fuck by Mike Unstinks February 16, 2007
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chair eater 

Someone who always gets the lyrics wrong to every song. Not to mention the think its funny. Most annoying person in the world.

-Blue Octopus
wow that guy is so anoying. He totaly a chair eater.

-Blue Octopus
chair eater by Blue Octopus March 14, 2017