Blue Hankie

When a guy jizzes inside of his pants or in reference to said jizz.

Jennifer: How was your movie date with Steven?
Sara: Great, until I saw he had a blue hankie.

by LilBigDog May 26, 2015

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Blue Waffle

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

by taint_talk November 23, 2016

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Blue-Dog

The blue flame which is emitted when igniting a fart.

Joe was creating some serious blue-dogs after eating all of those spicy tacos.

by jtabularasa December 8, 2015

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blue puss

The female equivalent of "blue balls."

The resulting pain when a lover brings a woman close to climax but then bails.

Damn, last night we were making out, dude cums and leaves me with the blue puss once again.

by jrmo January 23, 2016

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blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

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chappy blues

An expression meaning dead and/or worthless

It was a trend started by Mariyah Metot, who describes herself as chappy blues.

Emma Chamberlain: I’m chappy blues.
Shane Dawson: Honestly I am chappy blues compared to him.
James Charles: Hey schisters! Today someone told me I’m chappy blues, and yea. I agree.

by Cactus needle water October 19, 2018

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