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Urban dictionary 

A place where you look up none “proper/ correct English” words for the definition
Sam: “what does catcalled mean ?”
Aly: “I don’t know check urban dictionary.”
Urban dictionary by Ummmmmmmm February 23, 2021

Urban dictionary 

The dictionary of the future and new revolution.
The dictionary where u can invent new words and meanings.
year 2074:
student: “what does xxx mean?”
teacher: “I already told u ten thousand times to buy the urban dictionary to look up for unknown words!”
Urban dictionary by traveler 69 February 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A site where slang was supposed to be defined, but turned into a burn book for edgelords, angry kids, political nutjobs across the political spectrum, and sexually frustrated incels.

Urban Dictionary comprised of not one definition without a sexual term, horrendous grammar that'll make someone have a stroke, and more recently: politics, as if we didn't have enough of that.
Bobby: *uses looks up Shark*
Bobby: "huh? I always thought shark was a sea creature, not a sexual position."
George: *looks up Joe Biden*
Urban Dictionary: "tHe bEsT pReSiDeNt eVEr oRaNj mAn bAd rEeEeEeE"
George: :/
R.I.P Urban Dictionary, you were good while quality lasted

Urban Dictionary 

A website where the only point is to share your knowledge of sex and racism.
When I went on urban dictionary I lost a part of my braincells.
Urban Dictionary by makslaskabata2 February 27, 2021

Urban dictionary 

A slang dictionary database moderated by commies who wish to enable new speak and the genocidal regime of “cultural revolution”.
Urban Dictionary employee #1: “Hey that definition is wrong think!”

Urban Dictionary employee #2 “We better make sure we appease the tyrannically fascist commies and remove that wrong think from Urban Dictionary immediately!”