by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022
Get the sour turdmug. Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area
by Shelby jean February 17, 2021
Get the Nipple turdmug. by tillyberry March 3, 2021
Get the Turd eatermug. Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
Get the turd burglarmug. Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.
by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024
Get the slippery turdmug. All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
Get the Snow Turdmug. by Corromaster123 October 29, 2020
Get the Turdmug.