The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.
Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
by DJMitchMD April 06, 2012
The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.
Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.
by S.102 August 21, 2014
A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.
(Facebook Hashtag)
#eatingasammich
"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley
#eatingasammich
"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley
by xx2112xx May 26, 2013
A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.
Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!
Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.
Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.
by BaconSauce August 30, 2010
When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.
Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o
by randomlala November 07, 2010
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
by Janetta simmons June 05, 2011