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Definitions by DJMitchMD

Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.
Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
Facebook Engineering by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012

brabonell 

A pimple which occurs on the penis shaft or ballsack of a male. Usually white and when you squeeze it it hurts like hell.
Pete: "Oh my gosh you should have seen this brabonell I had on my penis this morning in the shower it was huge!!"
brabonell by DJMitchMD March 23, 2011
A penis with a large girth- ie: it is fat.
Oh my word did you see that chode when that dude got out the shower?
Chode by DJMitchMD January 10, 2011