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Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
by RedIsSoSus November 21, 2022
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches March 06, 2018
Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
by airda07 June 01, 2023
by Sack_plays January 10, 2018
by OiledUpFentHead August 20, 2024
Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022