Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.

Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"

by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023

Beer

Something that makes me happy

Person 1: why are you so happy?

Person 2: I FUCKING DRANK BEER!!!

by Metalwoman September 14, 2022

Summer beer

Just don't. You and anyone who drinks it will regret it the next day.

If you do. Two handles of Smirnoff, Two 24's of bud light, and a gallon of kool aid.

Whatever happened with the summer beer you guys made for yesterday's party?

We dumped the rest of it this morning.

What! Why?

Two guys ended up on the roof, I ended up on the rocks, one guy lost his stomach and we lost the last guy.......all before it got dark.

by 2XC June 2, 2016

Beer Fart

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.

As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.

by KillerBebe February 21, 2023

Beer Flip

The act of doing a flip into a pool with a opened beer in hand. One hand must be covering the top of the beer and when the jumper surfaces he must chug the beer.

Friend #1: Yo Karol do a beer flip!
Friend #2: DO IT! YOU WON'T DO IT!
Karol: *Performs a beer flip off the diving board*

by stevedub July 30, 2012

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011

Beer

A drink enjoyed by Supreme Court Justices everywhere!

"I liked beer, I still like beer" said Brett Kavanaugh

by BrettKavanaugh October 9, 2018