Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Muffin

Max.

This server is run by a muffin.

by Scout tf2 November 23, 2020

hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Long Muffin

a sheet cake

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018

muffin

an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin

by :{DDD March 30, 2009

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024