Butt muffin

A insult Beavis and Butt-Head should use.

Person A: Hole in shoes
Person B: Wow what a butt muffin.
Person A: Thank you

Butt muffin by numberonepaulglazer April 11, 2026

Nazi muffin

Someone who disrupts free, democratic speech, because they're sensitive to, or triggered by an statement or opinion that is not targeted, hateful and harmful, discriminatory rhetoric or abuse.

"The one thing money can't buy is better genes!"
"Who are you to be putting down others by the way they look?"
"It's a joke, you Nazi muffin."

Nazi muffin by uhmcorrection April 26, 2026

Sticky Muffin pudding

The act of blowing ones load in their partners front or back door, then proceeding to eat the icing oozing from the area.

I had a some of eves sticky muffin pudding last night.

Sticky Muffin pudding by Blue Ballz 69 May 8, 2026

ja’muffin

A filler word for when you don’t know what to say.

*awkward silence*
“Ja’muffin huh?”
“Yes of course”

ja’muffin by Rodnaldi Bich June 16, 2026

wet the muffin 

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

wet the muffin by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

funky bum muffin 

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

funky bum muffin by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

gag-a-muffin 

When a woman with a yeast infection proceeds to insert a muffin into her vagina and then has her boyfriend eat it...thus making the boyfriend gag and possible puke.

Man my bitch pulled the gag-a-muffin on me yo

gag-a-muffin by raaaaaawh July 9, 2010