Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
by Hockeybro26 June 02, 2022
Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope
by Black male August 04, 2019
A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)
by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022
by Foot your foot 2346173 September 27, 2022
a compleat asshole he is extremely rude and don't care about other people he will hurt them in any way to get what he wants
by Do Ya YeEt November 29, 2018
Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption
Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly
I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!
Yeah he is pretty ugly
I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!
by trina vega hater May 24, 2020