house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

by pentozali May 22, 2010

sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

Haunted House Hoe

A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.

"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."

by ziggytheman November 18, 2015

House arrest Date

A date done over the use of the internet or texting when two people cannot acctually go out. actions are normally offset by ** ~~ -- or other marks

Since i was grounded me and Joanna had a House arrest Date

by Waverly Conk March 2, 2010

House-man's Comp

Similar to Workman's Comp, it is when you are being compensated for an injury received while house-watching for a friend.

My neighbor left on a trip to Miami three days ago. Before he left he asked me to watch over his house while he was on vacation. This included feeding his fish and letting his dogs out. While doing one of these chores, I fell down and tore my ACL. When I talked to him on the phone after the accident, I said he should compensate me for all of my medical charges related to the incident, what I wanted was house-man's comp.

by OptionalWatch December 8, 2009

alone in a dark house

Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game

Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house

Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time

Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while

Kaelon:fine lets play

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Mouse in the house

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.

Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.

by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017