Stale French Inhale

When you take a bong rip, blow it into an asshole then they fart it back into your nose.

Jane wanted to do something classy and different, so instead of just "boofing" some smoke, she returned the favor with the "Stale French Inhale"

Stale French Inhale by Scatpacker Jack May 12, 2026

The French Sniff 

Action.

To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.

“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away”

The French Sniff by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025

The French 

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

The French by kk_a February 3, 2025

The French 

An insult to God.

Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?

The French by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist 

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

Dirty French Braid by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

The French fryer

When a man dips his balls in beer batter then proceeds to put his balls in partner mouth that contains boiling oil.

Man 1: dude! Me and my slut of a girlfriend tried out the French fryer last night, my shit gone crispy!

Man 2: bet the shit smell real yummy!

The French fryer by Binfella November 29, 2025