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Entertaining French 

Pretending what someone else says make sens in order to be nice to them.
„You keep entertaining French with me but I do think I have a mental illness

Take French leave 

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."

Will French 

Ripping bar Africa while Will French chirping the Birds.
Will French by rid2ucebiieqer3u30 September 12, 2024

The French Sniff 

Action.

To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.
“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away”
The French Sniff by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025

The French 

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"
The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".
The French by kk_a February 3, 2025

The French 

An insult to God.
Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
The French by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025