Sex like real

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021

REAL SMART CANT

A group of people in the esoteric network that probably SWAYS you in how you act and controls the outcomes of almost everything crucial except never nature ultimately.

You are successful in this LIFE when you finally made the REAL SMART CANT and I recommend a trip to the CANT LAS VEGAS VALLEY WHOLE and CANT MCCAU for starters butt there are other places too.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.

You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

The Real Big Three

The real big three consist of three icons in their own respective elements. One is infamous for their destruction of a community under multiple aliases(laffho). Another is due to their quick witted comebacks and sarcastic remarks(kittycatwings), and the last due to their intel and nonchalant attitude that leaves others dumbfounded (aisxios).

Kittycatwings: “we the real big three”
Aisxios: “we really don’t need a big speech”
Laffho: “we really made the biggest impact”

by Lil_Derk_Big_Three August 26, 2021

real nigga winter

Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.

Miles: Aye, you gon celebrate real nigga winter dis year ?

Caleb: I don't know, my nigga. Probably.

by 07082 August 27, 2021

Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021