1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.

2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.

1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.

Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.

2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?

Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.

Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!

Kobe Beef by dhawk123 January 1, 2010

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beef

the magic green herbs that allow us to say stuff like "look at that turtoise i mean tortle...AHHHH wat am i saying?"

mosher b smoking beef!

beef by revenant April 27, 2004

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Beef

1: beef is a meat product made from the muscle tissue of a cow that tastes good cooked and can give you diseases if not cooked properly
2: if you believe that beef has anything to do with getting into or wanting to get into a fight your brain may be made of undercooked beef and i would suggest you seek medical attention immdediately

I want to smack anyone who is mentally underdeveloped enough to define beef with something involving a fight with a side OF BEEF!!!!

Beef by BondageBoyo August 15, 2004

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