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The Three B's 

1. Babes
2. Beer
3. Beach
4. Bongwater
5. Bacteria
6. Nicorette Gum
The Three B's refer to the three things we all need in life. Just ridin the wave of life, and lettin the surf suck me off. I chew Nicorette Gum whatever.
The Three B's by Snatch Scratcher February 24, 2019

The Thing 

You know, the thing.
You know...the thing...
The Thing by eatingapenis February 7, 2021

Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.
Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.
Loading the Trebuchet by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Douchecockington the Third 

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.
"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

In The Trunk 

Being stupid or having one of those "dumb" moments
Can I have 1 million dollars? - IN THE TRUNK!

What's my name again? - IN THE TRUNK!
In The Trunk by Zacc Man December 16, 2008

lickin the creme outta the twinkie 

Licking the dick fluid out of the vaginal region.
Timmy stop lickin the creme outta the twinkie. That's just not right man.