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Jacob

Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.
Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me

Peter: That’s Jacob for you
by Sebastian Tanner February 11, 2020
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Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.
Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!
by schmud November 26, 2021
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Jacob M

A short , fat white boy. He has a patch of grey hair and likes little girls. Very toxic.
"ew I heard he only likes underage girls"
"Yeahh really gross , that's Jacob Marshall"
by Your daddy Lexiee February 14, 2022
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Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.
Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!
by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025
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Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh
by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a bandwagon boy. He loves men and wants much attention. He talks to coach hours on end in hopes of getting to start cleanup
Jacob is mentally ill
by Ddndnd June 6, 2019
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jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast
John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe
by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023
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