Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011

slap a bitch day

on december 22nd it is slap a bitch day,a day where you can slap all the bitches that you don't like

slap a bitch day? yes please

by karenhater November 10, 2020

vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.

Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.

by novalush December 18, 2009

have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

virtual bitch slap

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.

"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"

by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016

Bitch booty slap

A bitch booty slap is a person who loves to eat tree bark. They also like exploring random people’s houses. They also smoke beans.

One day I was walking along the streets and I saw a bitch booty slap eating raw chicken toenails.

by GwenTheHen June 5, 2020

I call slaps

A term used when you wish to protect your seat by slapping it before you leave. This means you will have your spot when you return

"Nobody take my spot, I call slaps on this seat"

by Anon1738626 December 30, 2016